Freddos Aren't 10p

When I was a kid we only had 4 channels on the TV,
我还是个孩子的时候电视上只有四个台
Yep- 1,2,3 and 4.
嗯，1,2,3,4，四个台
And if you couldn't find a channel that was playing The Simpsons
如果搜不到辛普森一家
then you were probably calling for your friend next door.
那我就给住在隔壁的朋友打电话
I remember the first album that I bought.
我记得我买的第一张专辑
I memorized the sleeve and I listened 'til I was completely over it.
我记得sleeve，我一直听一直听直到完全听腻了
But it's sad I don't remember the title
好可惜啊我已经记不得歌名了
or the artist of the first song I ever downloaded.
第一次下载的歌，那首歌的演唱者我也忘了
I remember seeing my first mobile phone,
我记得第一次有了手机的时候
And being completely obsessed with Snake,
我当时特别爱玩贪吃蛇
School's biggest threat was calling home.
对学校最大的恐惧就是叫家长
Selling cans for 50p on my lunch break.
午餐时间靠卖易拉罐转赚了50便士
I remember when LOL meant 'lots of love',
我记得当时LOL的意思还是“很多的爱”（现在就变成了大笑（laugh out loud））
And there wasn't such a thing as a selfie.
那时候还没有“自拍”这个说法
I remember the late nineties when suddenly they realized that
我记得九十年代末，那时人们突然意识到新世纪要来了
Pot Noodles weren't healthy.
杯装泡面不是很健康
BRB.
马上回来（be right back）
ASL.
年龄/性别/所在地
D' you remember AOL?
你还记得AOL的意思吗
D' you remember your dial up connection?
你还记得拨号电话吗
Remember MSN and MySpace and Trojan horses,
msn，myspace，特洛伊病毒呢
And your pop-up anti-virus protection?
还有自动弹出的杀毒软件
Remember the freedom of coming home from school,
记得放学后回家时的欢呼雀跃吗
And knowing that you only had to do your homework.
那时候只有作业要做
Able to forget some of the names that had stuck,
能轻易忘记曾经忘不了的人
Some of the names that kinda, made you feel hurt.
但有些名字一听就让你想起悲伤往事
And then you sent a picture for a laugh or to that lad,
然后你发了张照片，或是为了好玩，给那个小伙子
Just to get a little bit of attention.
就想吸引点注意
Now you've just had to explain to your mum and your dad,
然后你就得跟爸妈解释这件事了
Why it's on Facebook and in your Twitter mentions.
然后你的脸书跟推特推送了消息
Then you see those names again,
你又看见了这些名字
Those ones that you hate,
那些你讨厌的人
Just forever turning up on your timeline.
永远都无法从你的生活中抹去
In the morning you grab your phone and check as soon as you're awake,
早晨起来你一睁眼就刷手机
So it's always gonna be in your eyeline.
所有你可能永远都不能把这些从你的世界里抹掉了
You got far less time to be a kid,
你能当一个孩子的时间越来越少
Matter of fact you probably feel like the timer has started.
事实上你可能都有危机感了
So, take some time to fall out with that very best friend
所以啊，花些时间来跟你特好的朋友吵一架吧
you never thought would be the devil incarnate.
因为你从来没有想过他们会像恶魔一样
Camp on the hills and forget your tent.
把你的帐篷扔了在山顶扎个营吧
Regret every decision that you make at fifteen.
尽情反悔那些你在十五岁时做得错误决定
Watch the prices go up in your local shop,
看着你当地商店商品的价格不断上涨
I still can't believe that Freddos are more than 10p!
我还是不敢相信freddos的价格超过了10便士