Freddos Arent 10p

When I was a kid we only had 4 channels on the TV,
我還是個孩子的時候電視上只有四個台
Yep- 1,2,3 and 4.
嗯，1,2 ,3,4，四個台
And if you couldnt find a channel that was playing The Simpsons
如果搜不到辛普森一家
then you were probably calling for your friend next door.
那我就給住在隔壁的朋友打電話
I remember the first album that I bought.
我記得我買的第一張專輯
I memorized the sleeve and I listened til I was completely over it .
我記得sleeve，我一直聽一直聽直到完全聽膩了
But its sad I dont remember the title
好可惜啊我已經記不得歌名了
or the artist of the first song I ever downloaded.
第一次下載的歌，那首歌的演唱者我也忘了
I remember seeing my first mobile phone,
我記得第一次有了手機的時候
And being completely obsessed with Snake,
我當時特別愛玩貪吃蛇
Schools biggest threat was calling home.
對學校最大的恐懼就是叫家長
Selling cans for 50p on my lunch break.
午餐時間靠賣易拉罐轉賺了50便士
I remember when LOL meant lots of love,
我記得當時LOL的意思還是“很多的愛”（現在就變成了大笑（laugh out loud））
And there wasnt such a thing as a selfie.
那時候還沒有“自拍”這個說法
I remember the late nineties when suddenly they realized that
我記得九十年代末，那時人們突然意識到新世紀要來了
Pot Noodles werent healthy.
杯裝泡麵不是很健康
BRB.
馬上回來（be right back）
ASL.
年齡/性別/所在地
D you remember AOL?
你還記得AOL的意思嗎
D you remember your dial up connection?
你還記得撥號電話嗎
Remember MSN and MySpace and Trojan horses,
msn，myspace，特洛伊病毒呢
And your pop-up anti-virus protection?
還有自動彈出的殺毒軟件
Remember the freedom of coming home from school,
記得放學後回家時的歡呼雀躍嗎
And knowing that you only had to do your homework.
那時候只有作業要做
Able to forget some ofthe names that had stuck,
能輕易忘記曾經忘不了的人
Some of the names that kinda, made you feel hurt.
但有些名字一听就讓你想起悲傷往事
And then you sent a picture for a laugh or to that lad,
然後你發了張照片，或是為了好玩，給那個小伙子
Just to get a little bit of attention.
就想吸引點注意
Now youve just had to explain to your mum and your dad,
然後你就得跟爸媽解釋這件事了
Why its on Facebook and in your Twitter mentions.
然後你的臉書跟推特推送了消息
Then you see those names again,
你又看見了這些名字
Those ones that you hate,
那些你討厭的人
Just forever turning up on your timeline.
永遠都無法從你的生活中抹去
In the morning you grab your phone and check as soon as youre awake,
早晨起來你一睜眼就刷手機
So its always gonna be in your eyeline.
所有你可能永遠都不能把這些從你的世界裡抹掉了
You got far less time to be a kid,
你能當一個孩子的時間越來越少
Matter of fact you probably feel like the timer has started.
事實上你可能都有危機感了
So, take some time to fall out with that very best friend
所以啊，花些時間來跟你特好的朋友吵一架吧
you never thought would be the devil incarnate.
因為你從來沒有想過他們會像惡魔一樣
Camp on the hills and forget your tent.
把你的帳篷扔了在山頂扎個營吧
Regret every decision that you make at fifteen.
盡情反悔那些你在十五歲時做得錯誤決定
Watch the prices go up in your local shop,
看著你當地商店商品的價格不斷上漲
I still cant believe that Freddos are more than 10p!
我還是不敢相信freddos的價格超過了10便士