The Kitchen (Live)

I have a friend called Jimmy
He loves his bed as a bar
He chews your ear off at four in the morning
Smoking Richmonds at the kitchen door

And I have called Milly
She gets it all a little chunky
And chews your ear off at four in the morning
While sipping on an ice-cold Bonny

It's always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life
It's always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I **** me life

I have a friend called LDB
She has thing in her brain which she cannot contain
But you should see her living
You should see her living
She's the king of the ****ing world

It's always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life
It's always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life

It's always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life
It's always in the kitchen, always in the kitchen
Always in the kitchen where I waste my life