Something Bad

DOCTOR DILLAMOND
(spoken) Oh, Miss Elphaba
The things one hears these days
Dreadful things
(sung) Ive heard of an Ox
A professor from Quox
No longer permitted to teach
Who has lost all powers of speech
And an Owl in Munchkin Rock
A vicar with a thriving flock
Forbidden to preach
Now he can only screech!
Only rumors , but still
Enough to give pause
To anyone with paws
Something bad is happening in Oz...
ELPHABA
Something bad? Happening in Oz?
DILLAMOND
Under the surface
Behind the scenes
Something baaaaaaad...
(spoken) Sorry 'Bad'
ELPHABA
(spoken)Doctor Dillamond
If something bad is happening to the Animals
Someones got to tell the Wizard
Thats why we have a Wizard
(sung) So nothing bad....
DILLAMOND
(spoken) I hope youre right...
BOTH
Nothing all that bad...
DILLAMOND
Nothing truly baaaaaad....
(spoken) Sorry... 'Bad'...
ELPHABA
It couldnt happen here
In Oz...