sugar daddy
Trask Stephen
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (original cast)
SUGAR DADDY
Ive got a sweet tooth
for licorice drops and jelly roll,
Hey sugar daddy,
Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl.
Ill lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome
and if youve got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Black strap molasses,
youre my orange blossom honey bear.
Bring me Versace blue jeans
and black designer underwear.
Lets dress up like the disco-dancing jet set
in Milan and Rome.
And if youve got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Oh the thrill of control,
like the rush of rock and roll,
is the sweetest taste Ive known.
So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
When honey bees go shopping
its something to be seen.
They swarm to wild flowers
and get nectar for the queen .
And everything you bring me
gets me dripping like a honeycomb
and if youve got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Oh the thrill of control,
like a Blitzkrieg on the roll,
is the sweetest taste Ive know.
So if youve got some sugar
bring it home.
Oh come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home!
Whiskey and French cigarettes,
a motorbike with high-speed jets,
a Waterpik, a Cuisinart
and a hypo-allergenic dog.
I want all the luxuries of the modern age,
and every item on every page
in the Lillian Vernon catalogue.
Oh baby, somethings crossed my mind
and I was thinking youd look so fine
ina velvet dress
with heels and an ermine stole.
Oh, Luther darling, heaven knows
Ive never put on womens clothes
except for once
my mothers camisole.
So you think only a woman
can truly love a man.
Then you buy me the dress
Ill be more woman
than a man like you can stand.
Ill be your Venus on a chocolate clam shell
rising on a sea of marshmallow foam
and if you got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Its our tradition to control,
like Erich Honecker and Helmut Kohl,
from the Ukraine to the Rhone.
Sweet home uber alles,
Lord, Im coming home.
So come on, Sugar Daddy, bring me home.
Song written by Stephen Trask