Indoor Games
Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff
室内烟火表演逗得你的大厨发笑
Dusting plastic garlic plants
清扫塑料大蒜植物制品
they snigger in the draught
它们泡在药剂里暗暗窃笑
When you ride through the parlour
当你穿过客厅
Wearing nothing but your armour
只裸体穿着你的盔甲
Playing indoor games
玩起室内游戏
One string puppet shows amuse your sycophantic friends
一个绳线傀儡引你拍马屁的朋友大笑
Who cheer your rancid recipes in fear they might offend
对着你的腐臭菜肴啧啧称赞, 唯恐得罪了你
Whilst you loaf on your sofa
与此同时, 你沙发上的面包
Sporting falsies and a toga
女士运动内衣，和一件宽大罩袍
Playing indoor games, indoor games
去玩室内的游戏吧，室内的游戏
Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife
破旧的四角陀螺转起，你的第七个妻子将被唤醒
Who pats her sixty little skins and reinsures your life
轻拍她的六十块鳞状皮肤，为你的生活许诺保障
Whilst you sulk in your sauna
此时你正蒸着桑拿，生着闷气
Cause you lost your jigsaw corner
因为你丢失了拼图里边角的那一块
Playing indoor games, indoor games
去玩室内的游戏吧，室内的游戏
Each afternoon you train baboons to sing
每到下午 你会去训练猩猩如何唱歌
Or swim in purple perspex water wings
或是在胳膊上绑着两个救生圈 在紫色塑胶中游泳
Come Saturday jump chopper, Chelsea brigade
来吧星期六跳跃的跳虫，把切尔西编成队
High bender-trender it's all indoor games
畅快的大量吸草这就是室内游戏的全部
No ball bagatelle incites your children to conspire
没有玻璃弹珠煽动你的孩子们勾帮结派
They slide across your frying pan and fertilise your fire
他们滑过你的平底锅，点着了火
Still you and Jones go madder
气疯了你和琼斯
Broken bones, broken ladder
破碎的骨头和楼梯
Hey ho...
嘿，小伙子…