indoor games
Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff
室內煙火表演逗得你的大廚發笑
Dusting plastic garlic plants
清掃塑料大蒜植物製品
they snigger in the draught
它們泡在藥劑裡暗暗竊笑
When you ride through the parlour
當你穿過客廳
Wearing nothing but your armour
只裸體穿著你的盔甲
Playing indoor games
玩起室內游戲
One string puppet shows amuse your sycophantic friends
一個繩線傀儡引你拍馬屁的朋友大笑
Who cheer your rancid recipes in fear they might offend
對著你的腐臭菜餚嘖嘖稱讚,唯恐得罪了你
Whilst you loaf on your sofa
與此同時, 你沙發上的麵包
Sporting falsies and a toga
女士運動內衣，和一件寬大罩袍
Playing indoor games, indoor games
去玩室內的遊戲吧，室內的遊戲
Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife
破舊的四角陀螺轉起，你的第七個妻子將被喚醒
Who pats her sixty little skins and reinsures your life
輕拍她的六十塊鱗狀皮膚，為你的生活許諾保障
Whilst you sulk in your sauna
此時你正蒸著桑拿，生著悶氣
Cause you lost your jigsaw corner
因為你丟失了拼圖裡邊角的那一塊
Playing indoor games, indoor games
去玩室內的遊戲吧，室內的遊戲
Each afternoon you train baboons to sing
每到下午你會去訓練猩猩如何唱歌
Or swim in purple perspex water wings
或是在胳膊上綁著兩個救生圈在紫色塑膠中游泳
Come Saturday jump chopper, Chelsea brigade
來吧星期六跳躍的跳蟲，把切爾西編成隊
High bender-trender its all indoor games
暢快的大量吸草這就是室內游戲的全部
No ball bagatelle incites your children to conspire
沒有玻璃彈珠煽動你的孩子們勾幫結派
They slide across your frying pan and fertilise your fire
他們滑過你的平底鍋，點著了火
Still you and Jones go madder
氣瘋了你和瓊斯
Broken bones, broken ladder
破碎的骨頭和樓梯
Hey ho...
嘿，小伙子…