(It's) Hairspray

And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience
現在，首場擁有現場觀眾的直播秀開始
For the first time from the certified up-to-code WYZT Studio
本次演出由WYZT電視台特約授權
Its The Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular
您現在觀看的是柯尼·科林髮膠小姐總決選
Hes Corny
這是柯尼
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray
本節目有Ultra Clutch 牌髮膠贊助播出
What gives a girl
是什麼賦予
Power and punch?
女孩能量
Is it charm, is it poise?
是魅力，還是姿態
No, its hairspray
不，是髮膠
What gets a gal
用什麼來邀請
Asked out to lunch
女孩共進午餐
Is it brains, is it dough?
用頭腦，還是金錢
No, its hairspray
不，用髮膠
If you take a ride
要是上街汽車
With no can at your side
不帶髮膠
Then your flip will be gone
那你的筋斗會
With the wind
被風吹走
But if you spray it and lock it
但如果你用了髮膠
You can take off in a rocket
即使坐火箭去到外太空
And in outer space each hair will be in place
你的每根髮絲依然柔順服帖
Why take a chance when you get up and dance?
當你站起來跳舞時
If you twist, I insist
若頭髮亂糟糟，我建議你
You use hairspray
使用髮膠
And tell your mother
告訴媽媽
Her head she should smother
她的頭髮也該用用
With Ultra Clutch faithfully Ultra Clutch
牌髮膠
So if youre a redhead, a blond or brunette
無論紅發，金發還是黑髮
Just take my advice and you might just get
聽我的話就會得到
The only thing better than hairspray thats me
唯一比髮膠更好的，那就是我
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya
斯卡-杜-德勒-厄-亞
Doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
杜-德勒-厄-亞杜-瓦
Forget the milkman
忘記牛奶工
The only thing better than hairspray
唯一比髮膠更好的就是我
Hairspray, wow
髮膠，哇
Thats me
就是我
What makes a man reach out and touch?
什麼讓人忍不住伸手觸摸？
Ultra Clutch Ultra Clutch
So if youre a redhead, a blond or brunette, ooh
無論紅發，金發還是黑髮
Just take my advice and you might just get
聽我的話就會得到
You might just
就會得到
The only thing better than hairspray thats me
唯一比髮膠更好的，那就是我
Ska-doo-dle-e -ya
斯卡-杜-德勒-厄-亞
Doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
杜-德勒-厄-亞-杜-瓦
Hes Corny Collins
他就是柯尼·科林
The only thing better than hairspray
唯一比髮膠更好的
Hairspray, wow
髮膠，哇
Thats me
那就是我
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-wah
斯卡-杜-德勒-厄-亞-杜-瓦
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do -wah, do-wah
斯卡-杜-德勒-厄-亞-杜-瓦，杜-瓦
Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one
嘿，看來你可以用硬發專用髮膠
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do-do-wah
斯卡-杜-德勒-厄-亞-杜-瓦