Stay at Home Dad

I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
I'm on paternity leave
我在休陪產假
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
It's just my baby and me
只有我和我的孩子
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
While my wife's at work
我妻子上班的時候
I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt
我手裡拿著奶瓶寶寶卻吐在了我的襯衫上
Baby wakes me up around 5 am
寶寶早上5點左右吵醒我
Kicking and screaming until his face turns red
又踢又叫直到他滿臉通紅
He usually tends to calm down once he's fed
他通常一餵飽就不再鬧騰
So I give him his bottle
所以我把奶瓶給了他
My wife gets out of bed
我的妻子起床了
Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready
在我的妻子打理的時候我給她做早餐
O-oh, o-oh someone's diaper is smelly
哦，哦，有人的尿布臭臭的
O-oh, o-oh it leaked all over his belly
哦，哦，寶寶整個肚子都被淹沒了
O-oh, o-oh it looks like mustard and jelly
哦，哦，看起來像芥末和果凍
Kiss my wife goodbye while
吻別我妻子接下來
I clean up his bum-bum
我清理了寶寶拉得臭臭
It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
洗澡的時間到了，這會很有趣
I try not to get soap in his eyes
我盡量不讓肥皂進入他的眼睛
He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry
他真的不喜歡洗澡，這讓他嚎啕大哭
But if he cries, to make him stop
但如果他哭了，我得哄他開心
I've got a trick
我表演了一個小把戲
I make funny noises with my mouth like this
我的嘴像這樣發出奇怪的聲音
Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh
然後我們玩捉迷藏讓他哈哈大笑
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
It's a full time job
這是一份全職工作
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
But I like it a lot
但我熱愛這份工作
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
During his afternoon nap
在寶寶午睡的時候
I watch 'The
我看著
Price is Right' and
《購物街》以及
I make myself a snack
給我自己做點心
Cheese and crackers
奶酪和餅乾
If I have errands to run
如果我有差事要辦
I take the van
我坐開著小貨車
Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag
就讓寶寶坐在嬰兒安全座位上
I always make sure his seat's well strapped in
我總是確保他的座位係得很好
My baby security is important
寶寶的安全很重要
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
去雜貨店，付賬單，順道看望奶奶
But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so
但我要確保4點前回來
I can prepare supper while
這樣我可以一邊準備晚飯
I watch Oprah
一邊看《奧普拉脫口秀》
What should
今晚我該做什麼？
I make tonight maybe some pasta
也許應該來點意大利面
And a caesar salad my wife will like that 5 o'clock is the time that she comes back
再做一份凱撒色拉我妻子會喜歡的5點鐘是她回來的時間
She asks me how my day was
她問我今天過得怎麼樣
I say not bad
我說還不錯
It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad
做了一整天的全職奶爸
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
I don't take drugs
我不嗑藥
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
I get high on baby hugs
我把寶寶舉高高
I'm a stay-at-home dad
我是個全職奶爸
I like Winnie the Pooh
我喜歡小熊維尼
but my favourite
但我最愛的
Disney movie is the
迪士尼電影當屬
Lion King 2
《獅子王2》
I also like
我也喜歡
Ice Age
《冰河時代》
That's right I take care of my children
那就對啦我得照顧好我的寶寶