歌手 Jon lajoie Cold Blooded Christmas

It was late at night on christmas eve
I was dreaming of the soft white snow (white snow)
I was awoken by a noise near the christmas tree
What it was
I did not know
It was santa claus, he was bringing me some gifts
Unfortunately
I did not know that (I didn't know)
So I quietly snuck up behind him and
I shot him five times in the back
It went "bow, bow, bow, bow, bow"
He said "what the **** - ow, ow, ow"
Then I shot him three more times in the head
Pieces of his brain flew out and he was dead
That's when
I noticed his blood-soaked beard
And his red suit filled with bullet holes (oh, oh)
I said "Oh my god, I killed santa claus - I'm not going to jail for this asshole" (Hell no)
So I went do my shed and
I got my saw
And I started to chopedy, chop, chop (chop, chop, chop)
I started with his arms, then his legs, then his head and then the torso was a really long job
And the blood went spurt, spurt, spurt
It was really hard work, work, work
It was hard cutting through his spine
I must have vomited 16 times
I burned all the pieces in my fireplace
The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose 11 hours later there was nothing left then thats when
I heared my telephone
It was aunty
Gene looking for uncle
Bob She said he left the house dressed as santa claus
But he didn't come home last night "Have you seen him, god I hope he's allright"

You Want Some of This? 專輯歌曲

歌曲 歌手 專輯
The Phonecall Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Everyday Normal Guy 2 Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Too Fast Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Everyday Normal Crew Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Cold Blooded Christmas Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Stay at Home Dad Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Song for Britney Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
why did you leave me? Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
everyday normal guy Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
potty training song Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
i don't understand Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
High as F%#K Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Sunday Afternoon Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
2 Girls 1 Cup Song Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Pop Song Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?

Jon lajoie 熱門歌曲

歌曲 歌手 專輯
indifferent ways Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Cold Blooded Christmas Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
The Phonecall Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
IM inside me Jon lajoie  The League (Music from the Original TV Series)
I Kill People Jon lajoie  I Kill People
One Thing Jon lajoie  One Thing
Pete是tiny erect **** Jon lajoie  The League (Music from the Original TV Series)
Mel Gibson's Love Song Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Song for Britney Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
My Naginta (From "The League"Soundtrack Version) Jon lajoie  The League (Original Soundtrack)
Birthday Song Jon lajoie  The League (Music from the Original TV Series)
why did you leave me? Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Stay at Home Dad Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Everyday Normal Crew Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
i don't understand Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Anchor Baby Jon lajoie  The League (Music from the Original TV Series)
Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Pete's Tiny Erect Dick (From "The League"Soundtrack Version) Jon lajoie  The League (Original Soundtrack)
everyday normal guy Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Everyday Normal Guy 2 Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Yobagoya Jon lajoie  The League (Music from the Original TV Series)
The Birthday Song Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Too Fast Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
Wtf Collective 2 Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Legalize Kevin's Pubic Smoke Jon lajoie  The League (Music from the Original TV Series)
Alone in the Universe Jon lajoie  I Kill People
Vaginal Hubris Jon lajoie  The League (Music from the Original TV Series)
nine to five Jon lajoie  I Kill People
potty training song Jon lajoie  You Want Some of This?
IC按dance Jon lajoie  I Kill People
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