I'm finally vaccinated, I can barely believe it.
我終於接種了疫苗，這感覺如此奇妙，讓我難以置信。
We're not through it just yet but we're beginning to see the light.
雖然我們的戰疫還沒有結束，但我們終於看到了曙光閃爍。
They're saying I can go outside, get back to my regular life.
他們說我終於可以再次外出，終於可以回到我正常的生活。
It's a miracle, I'm so grateful we're getting to the other side.
這是一次奇蹟，我由衷地感激，我們一切都會渡過。
But as we turn the corner there's something I'm ashamed to admit.
但當我們渡過難關的時候，我不得不慚愧地坦言
There's one thing about the pandemic I am going to miss .
在這次疫情期間，有件事情我會想念。
I'm gonna miss having the best excuse
我會想念我有完美的藉口
to not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd
不用跟我煩人的朋友Todd出去晃。
I'm gonna miss being able to say, 'Dude
我會想念我能自信的開口
I wish we could kick it but the government says we cannot'.
說我也想一起玩，但是政府不讓。
On top of it, I lied and told him over and over
此外我還撒謊跟他一再解釋
That I couldn't wait for this whole thing to be over
我迫不及待讓這一切都過去
So we could get together and finally hang out
這樣我們就終於能聚在一起van
And now that we're both vaccinated.
而現在我們都打了疫苗，
That~ time~ is~ now~
午~時~已~到~
(Knock Knock)
（敲開Todd的門）
Don't get me wrong, I 'm not complaining.
別誤會，我不是想抱怨的。
What a privilege to be vaccinated.
能接種疫苗真是蓋了帽了。
But he still quotes Austin Powers all the time, need I say more?
但是這個大聰明居然還在學《王牌大賤諜》說話，還需要我多說麼。 。 。 。 。 。
(Todd:'Behave.')
（Todd：“你得支棱起來呀。”）
He only buys jeans with holes in them, his favorite movie is 300.
他只買破洞的牛仔褲子，最喜歡的電影是《斯巴達300勇士》。
And he's always giving shitty advice you didn't ask for.
而且他還總是自作主張給你當狗頭軍師。
('I'm not doing so well, I really miss my dog dude.')
（“我不太好，我真的好想我的狗，兄弟。”）
(Todd:'You know what would help? Paleo diet')
（Todd：“知道啥能幫你嗎？'原始人飲食法'。”）
Again, I'm so grateful we're finally getting through this
真的我真的是很感激我們能渡過這一切。
But he like references Reservoir Dogs to justify why he never tips
但是這個睿智老用《落水狗》來為他從來不給小費做辯解。
(Todd:'It's like what Mr. Pink says why should I tip just because society tells me I have to?')
（Todd：“就像粉先生說的,為啥我要給小費，就因為全社會逼著我給？”）
('Oh, Jesus Christ')
（“噢我的老天兒”）
I'm gonna miss having the best excuse
我會想念我有完美的藉口
to not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd
不用跟我煩人的朋友Todd出去晃。
I'm gonna miss being able to say, 'Dude
我會想念我能自信的開口
I wish we could kick it but the government says we cannot'
說我也想一起玩，但是政府不讓。
(Looking each other in the eye )
（深情對視）
What a beautiful gift in the end
這是多麼美妙的恩賜
to have the luxury to once again
還能有機會再一次
be really ****ing annoyed by our friends.
讓朋友惹我們生氣
One Thing