everyday normal guy

I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
Nothing special about me Mother ******a
再平凡無奇不過了
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ******a
去俱樂部要乖乖排隊
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ******a
我在銀行取了600刀
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
And my ***ual performances are average
也只是平均水平
I work at customer service for a phone company
我在一家手機公司當客服
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
一個小時才賺12刀，但這就是我需要的
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
我住在一條安靜街區的小公寓裡
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
比較宅，喜歡看電視
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
買不起車，只能用公共交通工具
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
不在意在車上閱讀，直到我到達目的地
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
有時是報紙，有時是書
the amount of money I save this ****** is off the hook
厲行節約是為了擺脫困境
And i am not very good with the women
我的女人緣不太好
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
我非常害羞而且長的一般
last time I had *** was in 2003
最後一次性生活是在2003年
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
我很慚愧得承認，不過這不是免費的
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
I get nervous in social situations Mother ******a
我在社交場合會感到緊張
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
I get constipated once a month Mother ******a
每個月都會便秘一次
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother******a
我做了很棒的意粉醬
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
當我去看牙醫時也會感到害怕
I'm the 'Pauly Shore' of everyday life
我在日常生活中是Pauly Shore
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
比較健忘，我不太喜歡
I have an 'According to Jim' personality
有“吉姆說“裡那樣的個性
I'm as entertaining as a ** ****g STD
我和STD一樣有趣
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
如果你想來找我麻煩，我想你應該可以
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
因為我不是很自信，而且是個弱雞
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
當你踢我背後時我只會蜷成一團
honestly I probably wont fight back
說實話，我可能不會還手
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
而且我沒有這麼多朋友挺我
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough Steve
可能會，但他看起來也不強硬
You want some of this ******?
想要幾個這種嗎？
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
如果你很少有性生活，請舉起手來
If you're not well paid put your hands up
如果你是個窮鬼，請舉起手來
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
如果你養了貓，請舉起手來
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
如果你的背部酸痛，請舉起手來
I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
我在兩年前的夏天搬冰箱的時候弄傷了背部
and ever since then it's just not the same
從那以後就有點不太一樣了
It gets pretty sore
你知道的，它變得非常痛
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
My parents are really nice people Mother ******a
我的父母都非常棒
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ******a
還有點恐高
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
I like theshow 'Grey's Anatomy' Mother ******a
喜歡”實習醫生格蕾“
I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是個萬古不變的平凡人
and I am pretty good at making paper planes
很擅長摺紙飛機