Sunday Afternoon

Ladies and gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores its
Sunday afternoon! [Chorus]
Its Sunday afternoon and there a few things that
I have to do.
And Im gonna do em and
Im gonna do em [2x]
First up,
I gotta tidy up, my place is getting messy havent cleaned it in a month
I may be having friends over tomorrow night,
Its not confirmed but just in case
Id like my place to look nice.
Then Ill go out to the grocery store and get some more dish soap
I ran out a week ago and
Ive been mixing it with water just to make it last a little longer, but now theres really nothing left.
Then Ill stop by at my parents to say hi and maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie.
And Ill ask them how their week was… “
How was your week?”
And theyll tell me how their week was… “
Pretty good.” [Chorus]
Then Ill head down to the mall pick up some black socks.
I dont really need them but
I heard that they were half off.
You can never have too many socks you know, so that you can always throw away the ones with holes.
Next up, take my dog out for a walk, he needs the exercise and at the same time
I talk to the other people walking their dogs†¦ “
Hello” I usually ask them questions about their dogs, “
How old is he?”
Then I have to return this
DVD of pornography that my friend rented
I swear to
God that it wasnt me… “
Its notmine,
I swear.”
Alright fine, but it was the first time
I am not the kind of guy that watches porn all the time…
Alright fine
I watch porn all the time. [Chorus]
I only have one thing left to do, and
Im not gonna do it in front of you.
So Im gonna end the song like this, as
I warm up my wrist… “
Dammit, I forgot to buy kleenex.”