Last Night (Beer Fear)

Last night I told ya I loved ya
昨晚我向你表白心意
Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
醒過來後改口說是酒精在作怪
I genuinely thought I was dying
那時候我當真以為自己快死了
And I could see that smile you were hiding
我看得出你試圖憋笑
Last night I told ya I need ya
昨晚我說我需要你
That's the last time I drink tequila
那是我最後一次喝龍舌蘭酒
Super lemon and his sidekick Salt kid
配合檸檬和鹽巴飲用超級棒
I start crying and verbally assaulting
我開始大吼大叫，罵爹罵娘
Last night I asked you to marry me
昨晚我要你嫁給我
That's when I remembered the brandy
那會兒我記得是喝的白蘭地
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
等我醒過來的時候連忙否認
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
幸好不是在維加斯啊，要不然真是完蛋了
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
講真，我很想停止這一切
Drinking too much and socially smoking
喝得爛醉，搞臭和別人的關係
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
我真的很想停止這一切，正經起來
Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
一覺醒來，天下太平
Last night police had to frisk me
昨晚警察不得不搜我的身
In the cells thanks to bell's fine whiskey
最後還是把我拘留，幸好獄友貝爾有帶威士忌
I think I said too much like
不好，我好像話太多了，說了些胡話諸如
Do u like my bracelets
你喜歡我的手鍊嗎
Oh wait, they're handcuffs
哦，等等，這是手銬
Last night I said I want your babies
昨晚我說我想和你生孩子
Forget that ice it's not nicer than drink baileys
別管加不加冰了，喝百利酒真沒好處啊
I drink that much that I forget
我喝高了，忘記了
Whatever embarrassing thing that I say next
接下來自己又說了什麼醜話
He said I got on one knee and there's no way
他說我單膝跪地，拉倒吧
Unless I've been drinking
除非我喝酒了
Oh yeah, rosé
哦對，玫瑰葡萄酒
Sailor jerry's rum I think I drunk too much
我感覺自己喝了太多水手傑瑞朗姆酒
Showing randomersway too much love
搞得我見個人就愛上
Last night I called you a loser
昨晚我罵你屌絲
I think that was after flaming Sambuca
那應該是喝了燃燒佔布卡酒之後的事了
I shouted at you 'do me a favour'
我沖你吼道“過來搭把手啊”
And that's when I fell off the pavement
那時我剛跌到人行道上
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
講真，我很想停止這一切
Drinking too much and socially smoking
喝得爛醉，搞臭和別人的關係
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
我真的很想停止這一切，正經起來
Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again
一覺醒來，天下太平
cos I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
我很想學會適時閉嘴
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
一覺醒來，躺在自己家裡
Do one last shot and know when to stop
知道喝到什麼時候該適可而止
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
再也沒有臉書上的那些糗照
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
知道什麼時候該走人，什麼時候該鎖門
Start waking up in trees and in a bed full of people
不再在一張滿是人的床上醒來
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
不再和我那要好的古怪朋友一起坐在櫥櫃裡
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend
但我還很年輕啊，所以我不打算再裝下去了
I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking
講真，我很希望能停止這一切
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
我喜歡喝得爛醉，搞臭和別人的關係
Don't wanna stop or learn to behave amen
我並不是那麼想學會正經起來，阿門
And I, hey, just missed another day again
嗨，我又搞砸了一天