Alfred’s Theme
Before I check the mic (Check, check)
在爷开麦之前
I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe
我再用莱索尔湿巾擦一遍
coronavirus in effect tonight,
新冠在今晚还在流行
Antiseptics on deck, I got every type
桌子上有各种除菌剂
I throw on my tux, then I give zero ****s,
爷穿上礼服，什么都tm不管
Then I act like a jockstrap, cup my nuts then I
我演得就像有紧身内裤托着我的
Check my ball hair (What?)
然后再看看我所剩无几的头发
Make sure it's all there, then call the pallbearer
确保还长在头上，然后再叫专业团队来
It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
还是老专辑了，为什么要停下呢？
Overkill, like a pipe bomb in your pine box
我超杀你们就像有个炸弹在你的松木盒子里
You're all hitched to my cock (What?)
你们都爱上了我的(什么?)
Went from punching the time clock to getting my shot
从敲钟到投篮
Then treating it like a cyclops
对待他们就像独眼龙
Like it's the only one I got and my thoughts are like nines cocked
我唯一得到的就是我的想法像刀子一样
Every line’s obscene,pervertedest mind,got
我胡诌的歌词现在都风靡世界
the dirtiest rhyme stop
肮脏的旋律停下吧
That's why there's parental advising every time I drop
我放的都是牛的旋律这就是我的歌遭到家长反对的原因
So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
我想要一个恶魔，那就是阿弗，引导他就像疏通巴拿马运河
But how could I get up in arms
关于你说我的歌都是垃圾的事儿
About you saying trash is all that I put out?
我怎么会举手投降呢？
Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
我扔垃圾也会留着垃圾袋呀
Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out, the filthiest
再说了，这我并不打算洗掉我这只臭嘴最脏的部分
So all this talk about I'm washed up how preposterous
所以关于这些我输了的言论真是太荒谬了
Because if cleanliness is next to godliness,
因为如果干净与虔诚相伴
It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
很显然我不会待在我的身旁
And I'm 'bout that capital, like a proper noun
并且我拥有自己的专有名词
Sit on top the pile, got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
我做在钞票堆上，稳的就像我口袋里的电话号码那么多
Quick to call you out on your
快速约你出来
Bullshit, don't make me get that croc a dial
别扯了，别让我给那个滴答拨号
'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator, made it out the trailer
因为如果我这么做了，我待会儿见你的时候就把你从拖车里拖出来
Then I made a vow to cater to no one
然后我有
So hate I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
别人对我的憎恨就像我的银行账户位数那么多
So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the
所以还有更多你能抱怨的呢
Bars that never slack, but always get attacked
努力赚钱也会遭到攻击
I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
我已经有种感觉，他们都开始对付我
Like I'm marked 'cause when I rap,
就像被标记了一样
It's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
当我说唱时就像我的背，摔倒在油坑里
'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
因为我的背上有这个标记啊
But if I ever double-cross my fans and lost my stans
但如果我使我的stan们伤心
I'd probably pop five Xans, go in my garage, start my van
我可能会嗑上五个xanax，走进车库发动我的车
Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
吸入尽可能多的一氧化碳和废气
And doze off like, but odds like that with these thoughts I have
开始打瞌睡，但奇怪的就像我的这些想法
It's like a giant getting squashed by ants
像一个被蚂蚁压扁的巨人
If this is the test,
如果这是场考验
The time I pass with flying colors, like I just tossed my crayons
时间飞逝，就像我扔掉我的油画棒
Small, medium, and large size cans
小罐中罐大罐
Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
各种品牌形状的消毒液，就花了九条
Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and if
就是超便宜的莱索尔湿巾的价
My palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
如果我摸了我的裤子，我就会洗手
Shit, hold on, man
等一下
Mother****er
Happy birthday to-
生日快-
**** (Shh, quiet)
闭嘴
I sit in silence in candlelit environments
我静静的坐在烛光下
Sipping wild Irish while getting violent
嘬着狂野的爱尔兰酒变得暴躁
Homicidal vision when I'm spitting like this
我吐的时候有杀人的幻觉
But really I'm just fulfilling my wish
但说真的，我只是在完成我killing的韵脚
Of killing rhymes which is really childish
这虽然很幼稚愚蠢，
And silly, but I'm really like this,
但我真的喜欢这样
I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish
我是碧梨的噩梦
I'm Diddy's side, bitch
吹牛老爹的宝贝儿
What the ****? Hold on, wait
等下等下
"I'm Diddy's side, bitch"?
我是吹牛老爹的宝贝儿?
Oh, I'm still east side, bitch
啊，我还是东海岸的
So tell the END, since he PMD
所以直到最后epmd的专辑都在讲business
Been givin' y'all the business, D.R.E and me
就像DRE和我
From the MMLP to in MTBMB
从Marshall mathers LP 到 music to be murdered by
Bitch is 2020, you still ain't seein' me
这都2020年了，你还没看见我有多伟大吗？
So call me Santa Claus 'Cause at the present , I out-rap 'em all
就叫我圣诞老人吧，我有礼物给你们的，我都会将它们说出来
I'm at the mall, got your bitch in a bathroom stall
我在商场里，带着你的马子到了浴室里
She could suck a basket ball through
她能 (这么黄色不翻了吧)
A plastic straw with a fractured jaw
用塑料吸管让下巴骨折(我不把这句话的意义翻出来了，怕审核大大不让过)
My dick is coat check, she want to jack it off
我给我的弟弟套了外套，她想把外套取下来
I'm so far passed the bar, I should practice law
我刚经过了酒吧，是时候实践法律了
Mentally, I'm ****ed up generally
但在精神上我已经全搞砸了
Duke's a hazard car, and if you could dogs
(开始说胡话)坐着哈扎德的车找狗
'Cause this is murder, murder and you get murked, murked
因为这是谋杀，谋杀你就会被杀
This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr
这音乐要sha了你
This chicken hit my phone, she said "Chirp, chirp"
我的马子给我打电话，她说"唧唧"
I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skrrt, skrrt"
我说嘿嘿，拉起你的裙子
Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
然后像早起的鸟一样去吃一些虫子
What the **** is love? That's a dirty word
什么tmd叫爱？那是个脏词儿
Make me fall in, there's not a girl on Earth
在地球上或者其他星球上，没有女孩让我陷入爱情
Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
那是一个受伤的世界
And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander
我不会迎合众人去请人来设计我
But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor
但我长了那么多硬结，我需要盲人推拿(狗头)
And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after
在这最终章我要么在后面煎熬
Or they're gon' give me the needle like a vinyl scratcher
要么他们会给我针去挂刮刮乐
Yeah, I'm a card,
对，我就是个贺曼贺卡
Like Hallmark at Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
在沃尔玛用小推车买壁纸挂饰
And y'all who claim to be dawgs aren't
你们那些自称为狗的人
No bite like a tree mostly just all bark, arf, arf
都只会狂吠
But y'all pickin' the wrong tree,
但你们都咬错树了
They call me Dog because I'm barking (Bark, bark)
我有陈述自己的伟大的能力
And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
就像停车场里的车那么多
I describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
我把它描述为打保龄球（为什么呢？）因为我赚的钱多
'Cause the gutter's where my mind is in
我的思想在下水道里
It's a misframe, but I slit like the five and the ten
在这样的制度里最好像5和10那样分开
'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
因为休息时间只有不到一两秒，我又累了
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pins
当街道里又开始打架，我去找我的笔
The cypher begins, I'm talkin' smack like heroin
开始接力唱，我rap就像嗑了海洛因
The mic's a syringe, it's like a binge, Vicodin
麦克风就是注射器，接着嗑维柯丁(止痛药物类似吗啡)
I would like to pretend my mind's a recycling bin
就像我的脑子是个可回收垃圾桶
There's no place I never been, but I never budge and I never bend
我也没去过什么地方，但我从不屈服与让步
You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
你炒作我
Like adult diapers for men, even when I'm rappin' less stellar
即使我也没有那么出众
It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
你就是吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸，我就是最火的男人
Like a train
就像trey deuce(我认为这里词儿错了)
Spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
在dre的录音棚里录下那几个镜头
And goes straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
直接穿过你的葡萄柚，没有逃跑的路线（为了押韵！）
So you won't leave me at your scathe, with a few scrape wounds
所以你不会只留下一些擦伤就能离开这里
Your ass is grass and I'm not gonna graze you
我不会像动物吃草一样慢慢解决掉你
But a bar's , I need a Mad Hatter
在酒吧我需要疯帽客
'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps
我有一堆帽子， 你连干草都没有（这句话的意思是，如果说唱中的酒吧是枪，em会有超多的弹药，而heaters甚至没有一只枪在第一时间开火）
You'd be a fitted, so don't act like you're fittin' to snap
你只适合适应这个社会，所以请不要装得像你能有什么作为
Bitch, I'll pee on your head, like a Philly's hat (Ha Ha)
，我会在你的头上(因为费成那个帽子上有一个大写的P)
No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
别试图阻挡我，你就是在装有钱(我认为都是在说69）
Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
你在一美元商店买都能买破产
You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
你就会收买那些警察
You're always punkin' out like Halloween
走在路上就像万圣节小丑
You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
还是滚远远儿的吧，停下来别恶心人了
Homie, you not a G, act like you got the pump
宝贝你又不是 gangster别装的那么像
You're gonna pop the heat or get the Glock and go
把那上了堂的格洛克手枪扔了吧
Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
pop the trunk 是指yelawolf的歌，这哥们儿在2011年被shady签了
Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred,
对我和阿福是好朋友
We about to disembowel, then gut 'em and scalp 'em
我们会让这首歌变得超火
Yeah, this about to be the bloodiest outcome
对，这就是最血腥的后果
'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
这专辑里的每首歌都能让你流血不止
So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
我把他们都切碎
The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
把他们弄得都比贾霸（星战里面那个大肥佬）都恶心
I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
每刀让你血流不止
It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
看起来就像是每月的那个时候(例假)
Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dawg
在酒吧里把肉都剁碎，混在一起喂给狗吃
I'm the mutt,
我是笨蛋
I'm gonna **** your mom in the butt
此处指em的歌role model感兴趣的朋友们可以回看一下
With a thermometer, ****in' phenomenal
同上
But y'all looking up like abdominals
(从这里开始词有问题btw, 我的翻译也开始鬼畜）
If you don't , droppin' like dominos
如果你不玩单车的话，你的腹部就会被
The formidable, abominable
我强大到令人讨厌
Even if it touch the top of the dome, saw 'em get the
就算不在top也要在我的伴奏中找你茬
I'm at the stop-and-go, hop on the mop and gloat
我停下又走，在拖把上单脚跳
you're stomachin' knots like you swallowed rope
把你的胃打个结，就像你吞了个绳子
You out of pocket, throw like a mother****in' wallet stole
你都没钱了，像个钱包被偷的可怜人
Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
等下，为什么伴奏停了
**** it
艹