Stepdad

Hey, yo
嘿，哟
(This song's about)
（这首歌写的）
My, my stepdad
是我的后爹
(Let's see if this ever happened to you)
（看看这样的破事是否也曾发生在你身上）
I, I hate
我 我恨透了
My, my stepdad
我那 我那所谓的后爹
One thing that sticks in my craw
有件事如灼胃烧心般让我难受
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
就是我六岁时目睹后爹打我妈妈的时候
Socked her right in her eyeball
残忍的一拳正中她的眼窝
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
我开始想我是不是神经错乱了
With all the pictures that I draw of
鉴于我脑海中所有疯狂的画面
Shit that I already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
我曾目睹的所有龌龊 可能正在扭曲着我的所有念想
All I can hear is drama with mom and him
听力所及尽是妈妈跟他的破事
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
永远都能听到他们在走廊上争吵不休
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
墙壁的薄弱让着恼人的噪音开始像个无法挣脱的噩梦
My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
狗在地毯上呲牙狂吠 而他践踏它如此不留余地
Doctors had to put it down
医生们都不得以让它安乐死
He killed my chihuahua, this mother****er!
就这样他杀害了我的“吉娃娃” 这毫无人性的渣滓
I, I, hate
我 我如此痛恨
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
我那 我那所谓的后爹
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
所以今晚我只想说 ：“滚吧，狗屁后爹”
Outside, I look like I'm calm
表面上我冷静如死水毫无波澜
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
实际上我怨愤如定时炸弹倒数着爆炸
'Cause of this mother****er, who sticks his dick in my mom (My mom)
全都因为这狗娘养的 这操了我妈的混账
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
他污蔑我说昨晚我没关厨房的灯
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
但事实上是他今早走到那里故意开的 我亲眼所见
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
胡桃木棍落在我屁股的次数 我数到了69次
He swatted me with it, I'm cryin'
他拿那来殴打我 任由我放声哭喊
He just started hittin' me harder
他只是开始越打越狠
God, I just wish I could jaw him
上帝啊 我只想打碎他的下颌
If I could get my weight up
但凡我有那力气
But I'm just a second grader
可我只是个二年级学生
This prick is bigger than I am
连这棍子看上去都比我大
But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
然而我在学校的书上看到种叫液态氰化物的玩意
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
妄想着在他夜里酣睡的时候
Sneak up with a lethal injection
手握那致命的一针无声逼近
And put him down like they did to my dog
然后放倒他像医生们对我的吉娃娃做的那样
I'm talkin' euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
我说的是安乐死 像台湾的那些孩子一样
This ****in' shit's like Saigon
这他娘的破事就像在西贡一样
Neighbors called police on him
邻居们纷纷打电话叫了警察
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
那么多的人跟他对峙 这家伙只好认了怂
Then mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
然后妈妈和他就当往事随风了
Just be bygones
就当没发生过了
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
所以鸡毛蒜皮的小事，我也只是走开和尽量不惹毛他了
But this why I
但无论如何这就是为什么我
I, I, hate
对那所谓的后爹
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
如此恨盈胸腔
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
所以今晚我只想说：“滚吧，狗屁后爹”
So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
所以这一年 我要上五年级和长高了
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
我已经5‘6（一米七）高了 街区里最壮的孩子
Way bigger fish to fry
但我有更重要的事情去做了
Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off
这就是为什么我要送这渣滓螺旋升天了
The hand'll wait for the fist to fly off to put this guy in a pine box
这手就等着拳头送他升天后把他接住扔进松木棺材里了
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
他永远都在找麻烦但这晚我计上心来
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
所以这年圣诞 我找来了些画册和蜡笔
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
我躺在地板上 跟些朋友在客厅给画上色
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
他从旁边经过 踢到了我的手臂 “Whoops”一声后纵情嗤笑
I yelled for mom (Mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
我喊来妈妈并在她跑过来护着我的时候
I stood up and said, "**** you punk" and I took off and ran
我站起来对他骂道：“去死吧流氓” 然后迅速起身就跑
To my bedroom, as I fled
我逃到了我房间
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
知道已经惹祸上身
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
砰地关上了门并且举着铝球棒藏在后面
He kicked it in
他破门而入的那一刻
I swung it hard as I could at his head
我竭尽全力挥向了他的头
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
他的脑袋哐当一响 整个人轰然倒在我的床脚边
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
我心生畏惧但愤怒盖过了一切
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
我扔开了球棒就这样放肆欢呼
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
殴打着他用着赤手空拳，看来心狠手辣点感觉不坏
"Ding-dong," the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
“叮—当” 这娘娘腔死了 恶霸终于迎来了他的报应
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter wein
我一脚一脚地践踏他 挤出他的尿 好让他的膀胱能装下两升的眼泪
Then buried him next to my dog
然后把他埋在我的狗旁边
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
如果我因为这进管教所 我会将这些都告诉他们
I, I, hate
我 我如此痛恨
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
我那 我那所谓的后爹
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
所以今晚我只想说：“下地狱吧你”
'Cause I, I, hate
因为我 我是如此痛恨
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
我那 我那所谓的后爹
So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
所以今晚我只想说：“下地狱吧，狗屁后爹”