Last Bitter Song

Now this will be the last bitter song
如今這將是最後一首悲傷的歌
It will be my last real bitter song about you
最後一首關於你的歌
From now on , I'll write about flowers and butterflies
從現在我會開始寫花寫蝴蝶
Chickens and kittens and ****
寫雞寫貓寫糟糕的事情
From now on, I'll try to look myself in the face
從現在我會開始面對現實
From now on, I'll try to find someone who knows I exist
從現在我會開始尋找在乎我的人
So I won't have to feel like I do
所以我不必再強迫自己
When I write my bitter songs
當我開始寫這首歌的時候
This is my last real bitter song
我是真的把它當做最後一首
About you
關於你的歌
I won't have to mention she was blond and thin
我不用再去談及她的金發她的苗條
With a peanut for a brain and volleyballs for chest
儘管她只是胸大無腦
I won't have to mention, that's always what happens
我不用再去在意總是發生的事情
When you leave him your key
你留下了你的鑰匙
He ends up having *** in your apartment
最後以公寓裡的一夜作為結束
With Miss Non-Bitterness
我的內心毫無波動
So this will be the last bitter song
所以這將是我最後一首悲傷的歌
I'm feeling cheerful already
我已經開始感到快樂
I'd like to break his neck, if I may
如果可以我想拗斷他的脖子
But most, I'd like to cut off that hair
但是我更想剪下那些該死的頭髮
And cut off that head
砍掉她的腦袋
And cut off those volleyballs
割去她毫無美感的雙峰
And I hope her heart gets broken
我想讓她心碎不已
And I hope she turns bitter, really really bitter
我想讓她痛苦絕望窒息
Like me
就如同我一樣