Stepdad

Hey, yo
嘿，喲
(This songs about)
（這首歌寫的）
My, my stepdad
是我的後爹
(Lets see if this ever happened to you)
（看看這樣的破事是否也曾發生在你身上）
I, I hate
我我恨透了
My, my stepdad
我那我那所謂的後爹
One thing that sticks in my craw
有件事如灼胃燒心般讓我難受
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin my mom
就是我六歲時目睹後爹打我媽媽的時候
Socked her right in her eyeball
殘忍的一拳正中她的眼窩
Im startin to think Im psychotic
我開始想我是不是神經錯亂了
With all the pictures that I draw of
鑑於我腦海中所有瘋狂的畫面
Shit that I already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
我曾目睹的所有齷齪可能正在扭曲著我的所有念想
All I can hear is drama with mom and him
聽力所及盡是媽媽跟他的破事
I can always hear em arguin down the hallways
永遠都能聽到他們在走廊上爭吵不休
The walls are thin so the noise is startin to feel like the norm
牆壁的薄弱讓著惱人的噪音開始像個無法掙脫的噩夢
My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
狗在地毯上呲牙狂吠而他踐踏它如此不留餘地
Doctors had to put it down
醫生們都不得以讓它安樂死
He killed my chihuahua, this mother****er!
就這樣他殺害了我的“吉娃娃” 這毫無人性的渣滓
I, I, hate
我我如此痛恨
My , my stepdad (Stepdad)
我那我那所謂的後爹
So tonight Im sayin, 'Bye-bye stepdad' (Stepdad)
所以今晚我只想說：“滾吧，狗屁後爹”
Outside, I look like Im calm
表面上我冷靜如死水毫無波瀾
Inside, Im a tickin time bomb
實際上我怨憤如定時炸彈倒數著爆炸
Cause of this mother****er, who sticks his dick in my mom (My mom)
全都因為這狗娘養的這操了我媽的混賬
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
他污衊我說昨晚我沒關廚房的燈
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
但事實上是他今早走到那裡故意開的我親眼所見
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
胡桃木棍落在我屁股的次數我數到了69次
He swatted me with it, Im cryin
他拿那來毆打我任由我放聲哭喊
He just started hittin me harder
他只是開始越打越狠
God, I just wish I could jaw him
上帝啊我只想打碎他的下頜
If I could get my weight up
但凡我有那力氣
But Im just a second grader
可我只是個二年級學生
This prick is bigger than I am
連這棍子看上去都比我大
But Ive been readin at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
然而我在學校的書上看到種叫液態氰化物的玩意
Im fantasizin at night when hes sleepin at just the right time
妄想著在他夜裡酣睡的時候
Sneak up with a lethal injection
手握那致命的一針無聲逼近
And put him down like they did to my dog
然後放倒他像醫生們對我的吉娃娃做的那樣
Im talkin euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
我說的是安樂死像台灣的那些孩子一樣
This ****in shits like Saigon
這他娘的破事就像在西貢一樣
Neighbors called police on him
鄰居們紛紛打電話叫了警察
So many battery charges, this dudes like lithium ion
那麼多的人跟他對峙這傢伙只好認了慫
Then mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
然後媽媽和他就當往事隨風了
Just be bygones
就當沒發生過了
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
所以雞毛蒜皮的小事，我也只是走開和盡量不惹毛他了
But this why I
但無論如何這就是為什麼我
I, I, hate
對那所謂的後爹
My, my stepdad ( Stepdad)
如此恨盈胸腔
So tonight Im sayin, 'Bye-bye stepdad' (Stepdad)
所以今晚我只想說：“滾吧，狗屁後爹”
So this year, Im goin to the fifth and Im tall
所以這一年我要上五年級和長高了
Im five foot six on my block, Im the toughest kid but I got
我已經5 '6（一米七）高了街區裡最壯的孩子
Waybigger fish to fry
但我有更重要的事情去做了
Which is why Im tryin to get this bitch to fly off
這就是為什麼我要送這渣滓螺旋升天了
The handll wait for the fist to fly off to put this guy in a pine box
這手就等著拳頭送他升天后把他接住扔進松木棺材裡了
Hes always lookin for chaos but tonight Ive cooked up a plan
他永遠都在找麻煩但這晚我計上心來
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
所以這年聖誕我找來了些畫冊和蠟筆
Im layin on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin
我躺在地板上跟些朋友在客廳給畫上色
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes 'Whoops' and just laughs
他從旁邊經過踢到了我的手臂“Whoops”一聲後縱情嗤笑
I yelled for mom (Mom) and as shes rushin to my defense
我喊來媽媽並在她跑過來護著我的時候
I stood up and said, '**** you punk' and I took off and ran
我站起來對他罵道：“去死吧流氓” 然後迅速起身就跑
To my bedroom, as I fled
我逃到了我房間
Knowin shit would hit the fan
知道已經惹禍上身
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
砰地關上了門並且舉著鋁球棒藏在後面
He kicked it in
他破門而入的那一刻
I swung it hard as I could at his head
我竭盡全力揮向了他的頭
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
他的腦袋哐當一響整個人轟然倒在我的床腳邊
Im a little bit scared but my angers overtooken the fear
我心生畏懼但憤怒蓋過了一切
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin his ass
我扔開了球棒就這樣放肆歡呼
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf aint so bad
毆打著他用著赤手空拳，看來心狠手辣點感覺不壞
'Ding-dong,' the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
“叮—當” 這娘娘腔死了惡霸終於迎來了他的報應
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter wein
我一腳一腳地踐踏他擠出他的尿好讓他的膀胱能裝下兩升的眼淚
Then buried him next to my dog
然後把他埋在我的狗旁邊
And if I go to juvie for this, Ima tell em
如果我因為這進管教所我會將這些都告訴他們
I, I, hate
我我如此痛恨
My , my stepdad (Stepdad)
我那我那所謂的後爹
So tonight Im sayin, 'Bye-bye stepdad' (Stepdad)
所以今晚我只想說：“下地獄吧你”
Cause I, I, hate
因為我我是如此痛恨
My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
我那我那所謂的後爹
So tonight Im sayin, 'Bye -bye stepdad' (Stepdad)
所以今晚我只想說：“下地獄吧，狗屁後爹”